Strength coaching · Glasgow southside
One-to-one barbell coaching in a railway arch off Coplaw Street. Four people in the room at most. A programme written for you, and someone watching every rep of it.
A programme written for you. Not an app template. Written after we've seen you move, adjusted every few weeks based on what the numbers did.
Someone watching. That's the entire point of paying for this. You cannot see your own back angle, and a mirror lies to you.
Four people, maximum. Sessions overlap but everyone gets coached. If it's busier than that, you've been sold a gym membership, not coaching.
Barbells, mostly. Squat, press, deadlift, chin-ups, some carries. It is not exciting and it is not supposed to be.
Every trainer's website has them. They're the best handful of results out of everyone who ever walked in, they never show the people who stopped coming, and half the time they aren't even that trainer's clients.
They also make people feel bad, which is a strange way to start.
What we'll tell you instead: most people who train here twice a week for six months add somewhere between 20 and 40kg to their deadlift and stop being frightened of their own back. That's the honest range, and it includes the ones who didn't get the good result.
No joining fee, no minimum term, no direct debit you have to ring someone to cancel. Stop whenever you like — though if you stop at week three you'll have paid for the boring part and left before the interesting bit.
Your numbers get written down. Every session.
Saying this up front saves us both a wasted half hour, and it's the section people tell us they actually trusted.
Tell us roughly where you're at and when you could get here. We'll reply with a couple of times — no phone call, no consultation you have to sit through. First session is £45 and you'll leave with a plan whether or not you come back.